Passengers may no longer bring the following items onboard a plane; due to the fact that liquid bomb components may be concealed in them. No Pants; no shoes, no socks (dangerous liquids may be concealed in these). No hats are allowed, and no bags of any kind. No hair gels, dop kits, bags, or purses will now be allowed. Underwear has been deemed a security hazard as bomb components may be concealed within. Towels and Robes are strictly forbidden. Enjoy your flight!
 
With the thousands of angry muslims that Bush policy has roiled up, new security guidelines will be instituted.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
New Flight Security Guidelines Instituted